Welcome to my blogmare.

This is the spot where I'll be spinning tall tales of my comedic adventures.  I plan to make it as entertaining as possible without pissing off people I have to go do shows with who can potentially steal my camera or hork a loogie in my beer while I'm doing my set.

For now, though, it's 5:30AM so I'm going to post this horrifically useless entry as my debut, publish this placeholding piece of crap site, and go get some shuteye.